The WORST fake English accents: Why don’t they just hire British actors to play British characters??
I’m at the stage at my stay here in the UK that I don’t really hear the British accent anymore. Unless it’s a strong local-y sounding one (Yorkshire, Bristol, Scouse, Geordie), it washes right over me.
But when they hire an American, an Irish person or an Australian to play a Brit – OH! – Mine ears, they do tremble. Why don’t they just hire Brits?? Especially since they’re cheap labour…
I’ve been doing some Googling to find some evidence, and I’ve come up with the following 3 heinous examples:
Anne Hathaway in One Day
Bless her heart, I love Anne Hathaway in almost everything she ever touches (yes, this includes the Princess Diaries 2). But how can I keep track of what’s going on in a film with this strange Ameri-cockney-yorkshire accent beast staring me down?
Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta
I’m also a huge lover of Natalie Portman – she’s a freaking genius and most things she touches turn to golden box office successes. But her ACCENT! Ohmygee, her accent. That’ll be ten Pledge of Allegiances and a whole cheese pizza as penance, Nat-Port.
Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins
No list of crappest-Brit-accents would be complete without Dickie-boo!
I love this movie. MY GOD, I love this movie. I live in eternal hope that one day I’ll find a handbag big enough to keep a floor lamp in. But Dick Van Dyke really set the bar in terms of heinous accents. It doesn’t ruin the over all movie for me, though – probably because it’s all so cartoony and his accent is, too.
Part of me gets it. Directors have a specific actor in mind and they bring them in regardless of their stubborn American twang. It’s distracting, though – there’s nowt to be done about it!
I know it isn’t a one-way train. There are plenty of Brits doing heinous American accents out there (except for Hugh Laurie, of course. He sounds more American than I do), but for some reason I don’t tend to find bad American accents as distracting. Now that I mention it, I should give a shout out Gweneth Paltrow who throws a seriously excellent English accent in my opinion.
What about you guys? Can you stand it? Have I missed any obvious ‘worst English accent ever’ candidates? Or what about bad American accents? I can’t think of any off the top of my head…