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- My English friend, (we’ll call him ‘Biggles’) is in Los Angles on business right now.
- William and Kate, the most gorgeous and most royal of couples have an heir-bun in the oven. (YAY!)
- Biggles went out for breakfast this morning – and so the scene unfolds.
Waitress: Hello, my name is *waitress* and I’ll be your server today.
Biggles: Good morning.
Waitress: Can I get you started with some coffee this morning?
Biggles: Yes, thanks.
Waitress: Cream and sugar?
Biggles: Black, please.
Then the waitress turns to go. She pauses. She returns.
Waitress: And we’ve just heard the big news. You must be so proud!
She turns and leaves.
Hahaaaa! He must be SO PROUD! I love it.