Well, we all know by now that our American accent has the ability to charm many a British man. One British bloke in a cringe- central pickup line hooted “Why, your voice is all the glamour of Hollywood coming off of some sweet lil lips, love!”. Yes, our sexy accent aside, American women are also known to be independent. Loud. Outspoken. Brash. Nosy. Noisy. In-your-face. But come on… now the claim has been made that we’re “EASY” as well!? Check out this hilarious tongue in cheek article.
Now, then! I would like to take the opportunity to counterattack this claim as your (unappointed) ‘She’s Not from Yorkshire’ American representative and offer another viewpoint: I wonder if European men would know that maybe, just maybe—wait, a lot maybe, we are using them just as much as they are using us? I mean come on, we want to have the “full European experience”, you know?
I, fellow readers will confess that I only dated many a French, German, Macedonian, Norwegian just to experience the thrill of being with a man from oh lala “Europe”. Looking back I think that behaviour was partly inspired by the infamous character ‘Isadora Wing’. Did I ever expect that these little affairs would last when I got back to my American life? Nah, of course not!
I would like to say to European men that we relish the great Italian coffee and your exquisite wine from a carafe. That quaint Moroccan cafe you showed us for dinner ran by your cousin Leemo. The stroll by the city river while you whisper unintelligible things in French/Italian/Greek/German that you claim is your favourite Goethe poem. But, we know its all part of your game. And we wouldn’t expect anything less! I mean, come on, what a great adventure to write in our diaries and tell our friends back home!
And just for the record, at the end of the affair (when the special crepe recipe you showed us was just not enough anymore) us American gals are not begging our European flings to put in a good word for us at the immigration offices! Note to Mr. European Vespalovah, I can NOT get you a greencard so you can come live with your cousin in NYC for goodness sake…
How being a Shamerican in Britain makes you an accidental sexbomb ? Click here