An English man looking for a woman – If only I could put him on Ebay
Posted on October 1, 2009 by yankeebean
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from writing this blog with my fellow sass-pots it’s that American women want a big ol’ hunka hunka burnin’ English love.
Well, if that’s true, then I’ve struck gold – I’ve found a lovely English guy that’s lookin’ fo’ luuuuurve.
I don’t mean for me. Nononononono, I’m ubertaken – but I’d run outta fingers pretty quickly if I tried to count the American ladies I know that are looking for some crumpet.
But there’s not a single flippin’ thing I can do about it! I certainly can’t ‘out him’ on this blog – can you even imagine? I feel like I could make a fortune if I put him on Ebay
I did flat-out tell him that, if he wanted to be surrounded by interested women, he should go to America. He wasn’t convinced…
Keep the faith, lovely American ladies!! Single English dudes are out there – this one is a musician and he lives in the South West, but that’s all I can say without feeling like a pimp